Dirty Bathtub Hypocrite

Derrick here.  Maybe it's just me, but I have a habit of sneaking a peek at the cleanliness of the bathtub in people's houses where the toilette is located right next to one of those shower/tub features.  Typically people have some sort of opaque curtain to hide the tub and all of their bath accessories.  I especially can't resist the sneak peek when I find myself in a bathroom where everything is ever so clean.  Then, of course, I "tsk, tsk" to myself when I discover that the cleanliness of the tub does not match the sparkle of the rest of the bathroom.

The other day, I was using our own bathroom that has the exact shower/tub configuration I am talking about, when I suddenly realized that I might not be the only person who takes the sneak peek!  Since Lesley is pregnant, it is my duty to clean the shower and inhale the toxic fumes that could harm our defenseless baby boy. I don't even REMEMBER the last time I cleaned the tub.  I slowly pulled back the curtain only to discover that the volume of space on the opposite side should not be fit for human life, let alone my wife and I.  The only reason I can come up with for why I never noticed this before is that I don't wear my glasses in the shower and have therefore never really taken in the filth.  Lesley is probably biting her tongue, knowing that there are many other duties I have yet to perform in preparation for our baby that trump the need to clean the tub.

I can only hope that I get that thing clean before anyone comes over and "tsk tsk"s my own hypocrisy.

Don't judge me.